I was out of work today but a faithful co-worker sent me a text message stating that Our Hero is now referring to our local bus service as a 'routine bus'.
Oh, the agony.
drunk with words
Our Hero described someone who had a stroke and is nonverbal as someone 'who is that inebriated to be unable to speak'.
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it's friendly mail
Supervisor (to Our Hero): You can open any mail addressed to me unless it says 'private' on it.
Our Hero: I got you. It's personable. I got you.
Our Hero: I got you. It's personable. I got you.
guest speaker
So a co-worker who is not our hero said this to Our Hero:
co-worker: I'm doing that tomorrow like it was yesterday.
me: Ummm...what now?
co-worker: Like it was yesterday means really quickly. You know urgently.
me: Yeah, I know what it means. But the way you said it, it means you're gonna do it today. Tomorrow's yesterday is today. So why not just do it today?
co-worker: Cause I just don't have time today. So I'll do it tomorrow like it was yesterday.
co-worker: I'm doing that tomorrow like it was yesterday.
me: Ummm...what now?
co-worker: Like it was yesterday means really quickly. You know urgently.
me: Yeah, I know what it means. But the way you said it, it means you're gonna do it today. Tomorrow's yesterday is today. So why not just do it today?
co-worker: Cause I just don't have time today. So I'll do it tomorrow like it was yesterday.