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So a co-worker who is not our hero said this to Our Hero:

co-worker: I'm doing that tomorrow like it was yesterday.

me: Ummm...what now?

co-worker: Like it was yesterday means really quickly. You know urgently.

me: Yeah, I know what it means. But the way you said it, it means you're gonna do it today. Tomorrow's yesterday is today. So why not just do it today?

co-worker: Cause I just don't have time today. So I'll do it tomorrow like it was yesterday.